The Life and Times of LuisMan

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

(via peacelove-politics)

theselener:

when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about

(via ceilioflepeace)

sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

(Source: yuckier, via ceilioflepeace)

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

(via themastercommander)

metalgeardanish:

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

Thank you and you’re welcome!

(via mychosenwords)

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

Do you ever see a post and just think ‘Right that’s it, buddy. You’re gone.’

(Source: cumbercolllective, via themastercommander)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via themastercommander)

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

(via mychosenwords)

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

(Source: mrschriskendall, via jumpingonair)